In order to add a little more of a human-interest/tabloid-drama element to my blog, I have decided to pin unfairly all my worldy problems on one person.
Just to make sure people know who the bane of my very existence is, this is him:
If you see him, please smack him on the head, upside or otherwise. Why? He can outrun me. (And does.)
I have seen the future and I’m not as fast.
I end this entry by quoting one of my favorite cartoon characters, Mutley, when I say: