Google Chrome’s Evil User License Agreement

Google’s first EULA for Chrome:

• What you create, we own.

Then, they back off:

• Oh, well that’s very different…nevermind.

Perhaps heard in the hallowed halls of the Googleplex:

• “You mean, somebody actually reads those things? Dang.”

Most interesting will be Chris DiBona‘s response. I suspect that it was a dumbshit in Google’s legal department rather than actual evil intent, but as I write this, I’m suspect that a million paranoid trolls are pecking out the complete works of Shakespeare in blogcomment pentameter.