My Republican Debate Rundown

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Ted Haeger

Romney – Oh, snore!
Bachman – Crazy.
Paul – What’s this “Constitution” thing he keeps harping on about, and why does he think it’s relevant?
Cain – If was running under “Herman”…
Gingrich – 1994…only now his head seems bigger.
Parry – See Bachman, subtract scientific literacy. (Yes, he’s in deficit…and I’d like to buy a vowel.)
Huntsman – Inviable. As he steadily earns my respect, his chances diminish.
Santorum – Ew! Why, Google? Why?!